The following is an actual picture of the jumbotron at the Verizon Center during tonight's game between the Washington Wizards and the Charlotte Bobcats.

One would have to assume that the Wizards are trying to poke fun at the Bobcats, but after looking at the photo, well, you be the judge.

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Here's the issue. It's pretty obvious most people would rather be magic-wielding sorcerers than generic feral cats. But it's also pretty obvious that nobody wants to be GWiz. Not even GWiz wants to be GWiz. 

For the record, my pa

rents own a morbidly obese cat, and he's awesome.